28 de dezembro de 2006

27 de dezembro de 2006

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14 de dezembro de 2006

13 de dezembro de 2006

Quando o Herman ainda tinha piada...


Não Pirimpanparás a Mulher do Proximo



Melga Shop



Carlos do Carmo VS Prince

11 de dezembro de 2006

Salvia




"A Salvia divinorum é a única entre milhares de espécies do gênero Salvia que apresenta efeitos psicoativos.
É chamada por alguns como o alucinógeno natural mais potente já descoberto, só perdendo para o LSD, o qual não é encontrado na natureza (é um semi-sintético) podendo levar o usuário a ter visões de outros reinos, planos ou dimensões, fazendo ao mesmo tempo que este perca o contato com a nossa realidade e a noção de tempo."

10 de dezembro de 2006

Everybody Lies


"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what"




"The truth begins in lies"




"If you talk to god you're religious. If god talks to you you're psychotic!"





"Bizarre is good! Common has hundreads of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any"



"If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything"


"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a great wall of china with armed sentries posted evey twenty feet between love and hate"



"Right and wrong do exist.
Just because you don't know what the right answer is
— maybe there's even no way you could know what the right answer is —
doesn't make your answer right or even okay.
It's much simpler than that. It's just plain wrong."




8 de dezembro de 2006

How'd ya like to go for a ride?



Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside.
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said:
"If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.

The next day she went to her drawer,
look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed,
"She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.

One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!

She didn't want to [x4]
TAKE IT!

Date Rape - Sublime

7 de dezembro de 2006

Bat Country




"As a drug user, you get used to things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip"







"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug... especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye"







"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"


"If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing right"

Baptista A Dominar A Situação Com 1 Cinto

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside




Daqui Baptista
Sempre na primeira linha
fazendo a folha
a quem não alinha
em pagar uma rodada
de verde e tinto carrascada

ART BAP
brevemente novidades em http://www.baptistaoartista.blogspot.com/

5 de dezembro de 2006

Finalmente... o grande... RUCE!!








Algumas frases memoráveis:

"Dame o pau que eu preciso de um pau... Agora da-me gito senão dou-te com o pau!"

"Gosto da cor do cavalo, do cheiro do cavalo, da maneira de fazer o cavalo, das pessoas que vendem o cavalo, só não gosto de uma coisa no cavalo... é o preço do cavalo!"

"Não me arranja uma moedinha? Não? E uma nota? E um cheque?"

Hasta!

"If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing right"
(Johnny Deep in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

Com tranquilidade! pt. II




Mais um sketch dos Gato Fedorento com a caricatura genial do Paulo Bento feita pelo Ricardo Araujo Pereira.

"É um lance em que eu tenho insistido muito, é um lance em que o Simão passa e o Custódio fica com toda a tranquilidade a olhar po Simão"


" -E para jogare contra il Miguel Garcia? -Ah isso va benne!"

Um abuso!

Hasta!

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
(Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

1 de dezembro de 2006

Bondage




"eehhhhhh.... tabem..."





Não era um chevrolet... ele tinha razao...

Hasta!


"Nowadays as clear as you please, strap with protection or strap with disease"
(Don't Push, Sublime)